Long, cool woman in a black dress
Workin’ in a cocktail lounge;
Comes home – in a bad mess –
Wants a hot tub to cool down.
Zipper gets stuck on her black dress –
An’ I’m the only fellow around:
I grab on that zip,
Give it one mighty rip –
We’re soon in bed a-startin’ to drown.
© Lynne R McAnulty-Street, Rotorua NZ, 2011